What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:33
He : I'm 24.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
How can I get over a break up?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : No
What was your most embarrassing and humiliating bare bottom spanking?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
What is your favourite colour and why?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : I don't drink
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Me : Thank you.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Tea ?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Sure.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.